I am an ultramodern Hindu Vaishnav, I exist, I survive, I prosper as the hope of the future world – who am I?
A Modern Hindu Vaishnava
Nov. 7, 2009

I am fifty years old. The slight gray hair provide the sign of my wisdom, while the black majority in my hair show I can still work very well.

I stopped eating meat, fish and eggs when I reached fifty. I am a pure Hindu Vaishnava. I do not eat even ginger, garlic, or onion. I cook my own food with my own hand. I am an ultramodern pure Hindu Vaishnava.

I am an American Citizen. I run a fast growing software company in America. I am among a very few Indians who are selling packaged software to American and European companies and government agencies instead of indulging in body shopping business of supplying cheap Indian software laborers.

I drive a Hummer. I wear modern dresses. I wear contact lenses. I use perfume. I dress well. I write software with my own hand. I am a techie businessperson. I refuse buckle under the pressure of American and European racism. They hate me for my religion, my success in business, and my intellectual capabilities. They are just jealous. But I preach compassion and love to them. Unfortunately they hate me more. I preach more love to them.

I teach in world’s top universities, in the area of software, management, and Information Systems. The universities invite me to teach because I am the world-class expert in my own field. I am an ultra modern Hindu Vaishnava techie intellectual businessperson. I cook my own food. I am a pure Vaishnava. I believe in Gita, Sri Krishna, Govinda, Sri Chaitanya, Gaur, Nitai. I believe in non-violence. I promote compassion, love and forgiving. I confront racism with love and compassion. I fight terrorism with non-violence and understanding.

I speak fluent English. I have Masters degrees in software, management, and engineering from top American universities. I still go to school to receive another Masters degree in Biomedical technologies. I dream of finding the source of life one day. I perform ongoing research in combining software, engineering, and biomedical sciences to target diseases like cancer. I hope one day I will be able to find how life really started. I strive to find what happens after death. I am an orthodox ultramodern Hindu Vaishnava. I believe in reincarnation. I believe in extraterrestrial life forms. I believe in higher dimensions through quantum physics. I like to reinvent chemistry with the help of fundamental particle physics, the quarks, the bosons, and the gluons.... My heroes are Einstein of Germany, and Satyen Bose of Kolkata. My grade point average exceeds 3.9 out of 4.0 in engineering, biomedical sciences, and software engineering at the graduate level. I worship Vishnu, Brahma, and Maheshwar. I smile at those who challenge my religion. I invite them to debate my philosophies. When I defeat them by means of my religious logic, I tell them, keep your religion. It does not matter which God you believe in, as long as you believe in some God. I am a Hindu by birth. I am a Hindu Vaishnava, a vegetarian by choice. My mandir (temple) is in my own heart. I worship for the good of the poor, the helpless, the incarcerated, and the downtrodden. My mandir is centered on the sorrow and melancholy of a lonely rabbit confined in a cage day and night. I pray for the rabbit day and night.

I avoid fast food. I live a life of simplicity but sophistication in its own right. I am a top intellectual in America. I am a modern ultra-sophisticated Hindu. I drive a Hummer. I fly a vertical take off BA609 Tiltrotor aircraft. The BA609 Tiltrotor combines the speed, altitude, and comfort of a turboprop with the vertical takeoff and landing capabilities of a helicopter. Having cruising capabilities of 25,000 ft., this versatile aircraft flies in icing conditions and extreme climates, from Arctic to desert. With seating up to nine passengers and at twice the speed of typical helicopters of comparable capacity, the BA609 is designed to be the best multi-mission aircraft for the task. The BA609 Tiltrotor offers the vertical takeoff and landing capability of a helicopter, with the cruising speed, altitude, and range of a fixed wing aircraft.

I am sophisticated. I design most sophisticated software algorithms on the fly. I am a world-class software engineer, database designer, and systems engineer. But above all I am an ultramodern Hindu orthodox vegetarian Vaaishnava. US Government agencies, and corporations buy my software for hundreds of thousands of dollars. I carry Bhagwat Gita, and Gaur Nitai’s book in my briefcase. I am a pure vegetarian. I am a proud ultramodern Hindu Vaishnava. I preach compassion.

I do not believe in outsourcing. I do not believe in global trade. I do not like the fact that the rest of the world exploits America. I dislike the rich Americans who try to deprive the poor from their basic needs. I wish all Americans had jobs, healthcare, and prosperity.

I am a Hindu, ultramodern businessperson, a vegetarian Vaishnava. I worship Sri Krishna, Govinda. I chant Hare Krishna, Hare Rama. I am a sophisticated techie businessperson. I like unions. I believe in the rights of people in collective bargaining. I like President Obama. I hate racism. I preach compassion even to the racist terrorist neo cons of America. They dislike me. They are jealous of my intellectual capabilities. I preach love, forgiving, and compassion to them just like Sri Chaitanya Dev. I do not dislike the Christians, Jews, the Muslims, or the Sikhs. I pray for them as well. I love all humans and animals. I say to all ''Say Hare Ram, Hare Krishna, you will earn Nirvana.'' Be compassionate, be sophisticated, be intellectual, and be nice to others. Preach love and compassion. And above all, never stop dreaming for the best. God is always with you.

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